theonion:

Man Not Himself Until He Has So Much Coffee He Feels Like He’s Going To Die

theonion:

Man Not Himself Until He Has So Much Coffee He Feels Like He’s Going To Die

Source: theonion

Source: i-luh-ya-britney-jean

Sending me a forward that starts with “pass this along to those who may not have voted wisely in the past” is not going to suddenly make me see the light and vote for another political party.
But I do see the light on how annoying people can be.

My Sunday was spent in a hot garage.
Worth it though.

elegantlyiamintheworld:

#selfiesunday

my twin is the prettiest.

elegantlyiamintheworld:

#selfiesunday

my twin is the prettiest.

Source: viajeinterestelar

themissspears:

britney’s mom telling her to get gang banged

Source: ariaulaarikae

I do not know what happened, but Harper refused to get out of the car for school this morning.
I am always the first parent in the parking lot and that was true for today, but I was the last parent in the classroom. She refused to get out for me, but cried when I asked if she would rather not go to school today.
My friend Natalie talked her out of the car and walked her into class. Harper’s teacher stopped class to come talk to me and holy mess. I was already panicking so that made it so much worse.
It is times like that where I feel completely incapable of parenting.
Ugh.
Basically, I need kenley home and I need a lot of beer.

Harper isn’t a fan of Kenley having to go out of town for a few days with Honor Guard, but she is fan of baking cookies.

Harper isn’t a fan of Kenley having to go out of town for a few days with Honor Guard, but she is fan of baking cookies.

katiehebert:

I’m lookin’ forward to the girl I wanna be
But regret has got a way of staring me right in the face
So I try not to waste too much time
At the bathroom sink

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Louisiana born. Texas raised. California living.
My name is Kourtlyn. I am a twin to Kaitlyn, a mama to Harper, and a wife to Kenley. Kenley is currently in the United States Air Force.

I'm a huge Britney Spears fanatic. You were warned.

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